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eva ([info]emendes) wrote,
@ 2008-01-14 22:10:00

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Tweak says, "Marriage is a doomsday machine"


quotes are nothing but
inspiration for the uninspired.

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[info]phar
2008-01-25 06:23 am UTC (link)
Just wanted to make sure I was first here.

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[info]emendes
2008-01-25 06:30 am UTC (link)
and you are. i'm not sure i have a prize though, hm.

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[info]jclaytonmayer
2008-02-04 06:26 am UTC (link)
Many moons ago you were my Valentine, what do you say we do it again? You, me, fried chicken, some comfort food, Xanax. I missed you, please get well so we can go back to our usual ways, mi amor.

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[info]dawson
2008-02-08 04:07 pm UTC (link)

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[info]glamholiday
2008-02-15 04:41 am UTC (link)

To the hottest woman around. Pick a day then watch me make it happen.
FROM: D

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:39 am UTC (link)
I'm supposed to be writing in my journal right now.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:39 am UTC (link)
But then I got sidetrack by you.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:40 am UTC (link)
Something about a woman on a jet ski in a wet suit.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:40 am UTC (link)
It makes a man want to go ice fishing.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:40 am UTC (link)
Where's the correlation?

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:41 am UTC (link)
Hell if I know but I sound good making up shit like that.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:41 am UTC (link)
And if I don't then I must look good doing it.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:41 am UTC (link)
And if neither is true then dammit you better pretend or that's your ass.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:42 am UTC (link)
Or else I might go into a roid rage.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:42 am UTC (link)
Sling you around a little bit.

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[info]emendes
2008-03-03 01:14 am UTC (link)
ooooh, that's intimidating.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:42 am UTC (link)
Then again you could like that and my purpose would be defeated.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:43 am UTC (link)
But hell if I wouldn't come out smiling anyway.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:43 am UTC (link)
This is all the most random thing in the world I realize that.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:44 am UTC (link)
But none of the good infomercials are on so you're stuck.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:44 am UTC (link)
It's either this or watch A Different World.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:45 am UTC (link)
And while my brotha Dwayne Wayne is not just killing it but brutally massacring it in those glasses of his...

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:45 am UTC (link)
I'd rather be here messing with you.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:45 am UTC (link)
Or talking to myself.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:46 am UTC (link)
Talking to myself is more like it. Cause what the hell it's a white box and not a you.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:46 am UTC (link)
Kinda makes you wonder. Whisper to your little girl friends. "What the hell is up with D?"

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:47 am UTC (link)
A lot probably but for now the important point is that you are not up with D.

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[info]emendes
2008-03-03 01:15 am UTC (link)
nope. my ass was asleep. because i, gasp, do that now.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:47 am UTC (link)
And that is the tragedy.

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[info]djohnson
2008-03-01 06:48 am UTC (link)
So for that your spam ends.

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[info]emendes
2008-03-03 01:13 am UTC (link)
all of this nonsense will get your ass smacked quick.

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[info]christina
2008-03-06 05:28 am UTC (link)
There will be bigger and better given in person but in the meantime, Happy birthday, Empress.

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[info]emendes
2008-03-06 07:40 pm UTC (link)
what the hell you want me to do with fruit?! what are you trying to say?

i'm kidding, thank you baby.

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happy still birthday! its not 12 on the west coast yet
[info]markovna
2008-03-06 08:03 am UTC (link)


you know, whenever you want to give a sista a call. you know i can drop my knitting needles in a second for you, bitch. i love you forever and ever. and yes, by sista i meant me!

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[info]emendes
2008-03-06 07:42 pm UTC (link)
phone works two ways, bia! i love you too mama, always.

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[info]christina
2008-03-23 05:02 pm UTC (link)

Happy Easter, Empress!

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[info]hath
2008-06-22 07:01 pm UTC (link)
When are you moving in.

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[info]emendes
2008-06-23 09:05 am UTC (link)
whenever you are ready for me, mama.

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[info]hath
2008-07-07 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Ahahahaha Can we start a new post for the bitching to commence?

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[info]dawson
2008-11-09 01:03 am UTC (link)
http://rosariodawson.insanejournal.com/37241.html

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[info]dawson
2008-11-14 01:57 pm UTC (link)
http://rosariodawson.insanejournal.com/37826.html

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[info]ryangosling
2008-12-21 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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[info]dawson
2009-01-25 12:41 pm UTC (link)
I feel like we need another night with bodyshots off good looking men

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[info]emendes
2009-01-30 01:12 pm UTC (link)
nights like those are always needed, in my opinion.

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[info]christina
2009-02-14 12:13 pm UTC (link)

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[info]dawson
2009-02-14 11:44 pm UTC (link)

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[info]eliza
2009-03-06 01:07 am UTC (link)
it is technically still the 5th in los angeles, and i procrastinate anyway but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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[info]emendes
2009-03-06 12:19 pm UTC (link)
thank you, mami.

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